President of Czech Republic Steals Pen! Hilarious! Must see (VIDEO)

No one should really care if the president stole the pen or not (relax people!), but you can't help but laugh at the fashion that he did it in, straight up gangsta like, "yeah I'm being recorded and I'll still take yo shit and what!"  HA!

Check out the video:

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Yellowstone Super Super Volcano!

So, as I was cursing around my Twitter updates I came across this story on Yellowstone National Park titled, “Yellowstone Super Volcano Bigger than Thought!” Of course, my immediate reaction was to read the story. I mean, come on, if you are familiar with the history of Yellowstone National Park you would jump on it right away as well, if you are not familiar click here for our video on the topic (cheap plug! Lol).

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Weight Loss Update! Chubster!

Ahhhh the fine Tuesday mornings when I know that stepping on the scale is definitely not something I want to do.  I truly love those Tuesday mornings!  NOT!

I knew this weigh in was not going to be pleasant. 

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Chub Weightloss Update!!

Although today is not the official weigh in day, I couldn't help myself and decided to weigh myself this morning.

Weighing myself one day in advance can be heartbreaking sometimes.........
But it definitely wasn't the case for me this morning!!!!!!!!!  Today I weighed in at 375lbs.  I lost a total of 3 lbs last week.  I know a lot of people look at three pounds and pretty much scuff at it, but I am very proud of my three pounds.  I am currently at a total weight loss of 17lbs.  Grip and I started our weight loss challenge on Jan 3rd 2011.

I know someone my size could lose weight a lot faster, but I am okay with the pace I have going for myself.  I don't have the need to starve myself, or go all crazy at the gym.  All I've been doing is making sure I make conscious choices of what I put in my body, as well as the activity I do throughout the day.  In addition, on the weekends I try to go out with my wife a little bit more.  Whether it be just to purchase groceries or look around at the mall.

My goal is to be under 350 by the time June comes around.

Chub Out!
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SOCOM 2: FLASHBACK FRIDAY (CHUB JOHNSON)

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Second Attempt at a Poem.

Hope you guys like it.  If you don't, oh well.

Help Me Chub

Problems, problems, problems

It’s as if the word has become synonymous with my soul

The struggle of a husband/son/brother/friend seems now to bear it’s toll

As quite as a mouse yet I hear them like a lion’s roar

Help me here Chub, look at me Chub, help me Chub, Help me

But who helps Chub

When all I seek is to plug the chatter,

the cries,

the desperateness

of people always wanting more, more, more

Help me Chub

It’s like a call to arms

Yet my arms can bear no more

Help me Chub

For I am the brother

The sister

The mother

The farther

The wife

The friend

Who always seems to want more

But who helps Chub

When the lonely cries of desperation and need are so loud 

that they become louder than the mighty lion’s roar

 Like 10 inch stilettos tap dancing on his heart and soul

Help me Chub

They become a never ending piece of rope

Strangling Chub around the neck which leaves him screaming no, no, no

Please just leave me alone for I can bear no more

Help me Chub

It’s what he hears at night as his head hits the pillow

Hoping that the sandman has no more bloody requests in stored

Help me Chub

He holds his breath and counts some sheep

Praying to God to stop these echoing pleas

Help me Chub

“Remove it from my head” he quietly repeats

Hoping for nothing more than a dream full of quite peace

For Chub in his sleep finally finds his own serenity 

Chub Out!

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Super Bowl Anxiety, Chub Weight loss Update!

I'm not going to go on and on about how hard it is to be on a diet during "special occasions," but jeez it feels like every special occasion is geared towards stuffing our faces with food.

It seems like every time I turn around there is an excuse to eat out or pick unhealthy choices to eat.  It feels like a losing battle for me.  How can anyone choose to eat a celery stick over a slice of pizza?  Even then the celery stick is usually full of ranch dip (FYI:  I hate Ranch Dip, it smells like rotten eggs).


The Super Bowl is only minutes away from commencing, and instead of being happy, cheerful, or excited, I am full of anxiety.  I hate feeling guilty for wanting to eat pizza or any other food that I know is not good for me (FYI: Pizza is my favorite!  I could eat it all day everyday).

Is this going to be life for me as far as food is concerned?  I guess when you look at the big picture, if I don't cut back there is not going to be a "me" pretty soon.  Oh how I envy you skinny people!   I know, I know, everyone has their own demons.  I just wish mine were not thrown in my face every two seconds.  You would literally have to live in a hole/cave somewhere to get away from all the temptation.

Tuesday is my weigh in, I'll let you all know how that goes.  Till then, stay strong my friends!

Chub Out!
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Chub Update! The Challenge

We are currently starting week four of the challenge (I use the term challenge loosely) and it seems I am not getting the results I want.  I weighed myself this morning, and I am at 384lbs.  The same weight I've been for the past couple of weeks.  I am not sure how else to motivate myself anymore.  It seems like an uphill battle with no end in sight.  It also doesn't help that neither contestant is taking the competition as seriously as they should.  I don't expect either of us to lose weight like they do on The Biggest Loser, but we've definitely not given it 100%.  Heck I don't think we've given it 60%. 

Maybe we need to up the prize a little bit, or get more people involved.  I wonder if Grip and I would try harder if we knew a good cash amount was at the end of the tunnel?  Or, would having more people involved light a fire under our @$$es to get with the program?  Not sure, but something needs to be done.

Chub Out!

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