Robbery foiled by a doughnut!

Reports are flooding in from all over Blogg City detailing an attempted robbery which took place this morning at Dave's Doughnut Depot on 9th and Main St.

Craig Snicklefoot entered the establishment at 3 a.m. demanding all the money; however, the cashier noticed Mr. Snicklefoot had no weapon and refused to give him any money. The cashier then began to pelt Mr. Snicklefoot with an assortment of doughnuts.

As Mr. Snicklefoot was fleeing the doughnut store, he slipped on a jelly filled doughnut and slid into the feet of the local police who were making their normal 3 a.m. doughnut run. Mr. Snicklefoot was booked on attempted robbery.

This goes to show you that cops and doughnuts do belong together.

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